We are the carol kings and we'd like to say hello

We're here to sing you every little X'mas song we know

So get ready close or open your windows

Take out or hide your money, honey we don't care

We're here to sing the Staples, old-fashioned X'mas carols

Now here we go again

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too!

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too...

We'll sing of chestnuts frosting on the turtledoves coming to town

We'll sing of building a snowwman and pretending he's Jackson Brown

Silver bells, silver bells, silver all the way

What fun if is tog give love on a one horse X'mas day

It doesn't really matter, the former or the latter

Coz all we really wanna say is

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too!

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too

Merry, merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too!

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too...

Come they told me the Lord has come

Let earth in Heavenly peace

Whispering dope

Never smoke hope

We'll go down in history...history

We are the carol kings and we'd like to thank you all

You've been so very kind, we hope that you had a X'mas ball

We really have to go coz there's a dozen houses mo'

But next year we'll be knockin' on your door again

And soon we'll all be singin' the same song that you're hearin'

Now people let me hear you say

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too!

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too

Merry, merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too!

Merry X'mas everybody, Happy New Year too...

Merry X'mas everybody

Happy New Year too